Evictions/ Goodbyes

[Marcellas Reynolds]

Week #1

Meg vs Natalie (Thank God)

The pros of keepin' Meg: Bitch can't win shit. Bitch active. Bitch gonna be my best friend.

The cons of keepin' Meg: She part of last season's mob of bitches.

The pros of keepin' Natalie: She part of my season's mob of bitches.

The cons of keepin' Natalie: Bitch wins shit. Bitch inactive. Bitch unpredictable.


I vote to evict Natalie.


Goodbyes:

Natalie: Bye, bitch! Good to see you back for the short time you was back. Sad life screwed you ova.

Meg: Bye, bitch! Nah, you ain't a bitch, but you my bitch, I know we didn't get to know each other very well, but you cool. Sorry you left, that was gross of these bitches.

[Marcellas Reynolds]

Week #2

Drew vs Jen

The pros of keepin' Drew: Bitch talks to me like we on the same level.

The cons of keepin' Drew: Bitch has yet to talk strategy or game with me. Muthafucka.

The pros of keepin' Jen: She gonna be evicted soon anyway because she a prior all-star and known threat.

The cons of keepin' Jen: Bitch don't talk to me unless she want somethin'. And there ain't nothin' I want back from her.

I vote to evict Jen

Goodbyes:

Jen: Bye, bitch! Tbh, I don't feel like we ever really connected over anything except wantin' to tag team Uhas, and that little bitch nominated me. If I had more time I woulda heard you out, but you up against Drewbie baby and I love him. Ain't no bitch gittin' between me and my Drewbie!

Drewbie: You is kind. You is smart. You is important. I love you, baby. I'm sorry you went out so soon like this. It wasn't supposed to go down wit you bein' evicted. Imma miss you 'round here. Stay cool, baby.

[Marcellas Reynolds]

Week #3

Nick vs Victoria

The pros of keepin' Nick: Bitch offered me Three free weeks of safety for my vote.

The cons of keepin' Nick: Bitch put me up. Bitch and I don't talk eva. I don't trust a bitch.

The pros of keepin' Victoria: Bitch said I wouldn't be her target if she won HOH. It ain't as good a deal as Nick's but it somethin' I guess.

The cons of keepin' Victoria: We barely talk. Bitch apparently threw my name out as a potential nominee. I don't trust a bitch.

I vote to evict Nick

Goodbyes:

Nick: Before I tell you why I voted you out, Imma say I really wanted to work with you comin' into this game, but then you nominated my ass over duos who didn't even give your bitch ass anything to help you win your HOH reign. I went ahead and did it even though you wouldn't offer me a deal without Lori's permission. I figured you'd make the right choice, but you didn't. So now, Imma explain to you what revenge tastes like. You ever had cake melt in yo' mouth and caress your very esophagus that when it finally ends it's journey in yo' bladder, ready to be flushed, it is just as smooth and wonderful as when it first entered. You sigh, baby. You feel so good. I feel so good right now. Bye, bitch!

Victoria: As far as I know you got the votes to stay, baby. If you left, it ain't my doin' and I'm sorry you gone. We didn't talk much, but this last day we connected a little more than we have in the past. And that I'm grateful for, you a star baby. Don't eva change. Except when it come to throwin' my name out as a nominee. That at dick move. Bye, bitch.

[Marcellas Reynolds]

Week #4

Dustin vs Nicole

The pros of keepin' Dustin: As far as I know, bitch isn't gonna be after me in the near future. I feel like he gonna target Danielle and Lori, and if it come down to them, Lori as good as dead.

The cons of keepin' Dustin: There's no tellin' who he wants out from Danielle or Lori, and if he got the influence to take down Danielle, that's dangerous for me as it means I lose and ally with a lot of connections.

The pros of keepin' Nicole: I'm fairly certain she won't be after me, but I got no idea WHO she will be after. Might be Lori, might be people I care deeply about like Jessie, Meg, Danielle, Drew, Andrew or Shane. She's a wild card and it makes me nervous.

The cons of keepin' Nicole: We still don't have a foundational common ground as far as what we lookin' to see happen in the game, and she could very well put my ass up next week if she won HOH. I'd have to slay a bitch at that point and I'd rather not risk it.


I vote to evict Nicole.

Dustin: I felt like you and Jen were the cool kids and that you felt you was above it all. I also thought I came off as borin' every time I talked with you. Which is so strange because ya boy Marcellas is anythin' but borin'. We just got different tastes, I feel like. Regardless, I voted for you to stay because I believed you when you said you had hoes to fry. I want to see 'em burn as much as you, baby. I'll try and make it happen without you, though. Bye, bitch!

Nicole: All that campaignin' last round for ya boy Nick only to follow him out the door. It's a damn shame, girl. Know what else is a damn shame? The fact that you targetted Eddie and Eddie went and used the veto on me and I decided to do what he wanted this week. You happened to fall on the short straw. Bye, bitch!

[Marcellas Reynolds]

Week #5

Drew vs Victoria

The pros of keepin' Drew: He is not part of the mega cast from last season. He wants to work with me in the future. We talk.

The cons of keepin' Drew: We basically the same person in this game and I don't know if I would survive a vote against him.

The pros of keepin' Victoria: She gonna be after Nick hardcore.

The cons of keepin' Victoria: We don't talk. She part of the massive prior season cast.

I vote to evict Victoria.

Goodbyes:

Drew: This is the second time I've voted to save you. I hope it works out the same as last time because I want us to work together and be a force in the game. However, in the unlikely event it doesn't work out, I'm sorry you gone. Lova ya, baby.

Victoria: I'd like to say it ain't nothin' personal, but the fact that Drew and I talk more than you and I do meant I could rely on him more. I think you cool, but I got bitches to fry and I feel like having you coast rather than having Drew coast would be less beneficial to me. Bye, bitch!

[Marcellas Reynolds]

Week #6 - Double Eviction

Dustin vs Eddie


There will be no pros and cons this week, I owe Eddie my life in this game and so...

I vote to evict Dustin.


Lori vs Nick


On paper Lori is more threatening than Nick is because of her social connections, but Nick is a stronger competitor as far as I'm concerned and that makes him a more immediate theat to me.

I vote to evict Lori


Goodbyes:

Dustin, I think you are an amazing player and an amazing person. You make me laugh and I don't normally laugh at other people because I'm the funniest person I know. We've had a weird go of this game and if you were up against any other person, I probably would have voted to save you. Bye, bitch!

Eddie, I would quite honestly not be here without you. I will be crushed if you walk out of the house for saving me when I could not repay the favor. The only thing I could do this week be able to convince people of how dangerous Dustin and his immunity would be, and be adamant about voting to keep you. I like to think I have a lot of influence on the house, and I'll know for sure if you stay or go this week. Bye, lova!



Lori, it's not secret you and I don't talk that much in this game. I was hoping that would change but we just simply have different schedules and as much as people fawn over you, I will never understand it because we just didn't have a strong social connection. That isn't to say I wouldn't have voted to keep you in the game because I think you are dangerous, but not as dangerous as Nick, but you didn't offer me a deal. This makes me think you feel safe, nah girl, you not safe. Bye, bitch!

Nick, I had a super, epic, savage and salty goodbye for you the first time and you missed it. However, I've aired the dirty laundry I felt we had with you personally and you can read the first goodbye after the game ends. I feel like you and Lori were a pair past that first HOH challenge, and to say I'm happy about splitting the two of you up again is an understatement, especially since you are the only two who have put me up on the block. Here's hoping you don't come back for a third go. Bye, bitch!