The Wil Show - Round 2

[Wil Heuser]

This will be the parody for this week's episode. I actually have enough of material to do a Wil styled parody entry.

But today, i'm partying and feeling like a king cause it's my birthday tbh.

[Wil Heuser]

(Note: This is the first time i'm doing this so some things may be a bit lanky. Just as an FYI)
(2nd Note: This is all parody mixed with the events of Round 2, so do not take any offense at this)

ALL STARS - PARODY OF S&M
by Wil Heuser (Originally Rihanna)





Julie = Blue color
Cody = Green Color
Wil = Red Color
Jackie = Silver Color
Gnatz = Gold Color

Na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na


Good Evening America! (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Cody won the HoH! (Oh oh oh oh oh)
He put up Jackie and Wil and they all fought for Veto! (Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
But Jackie won the Veto, and Michele went up instead (Oh oh oh oh oh)

*record Scratch*
By a vote of "Who the fuck are you ?"
Michele you have been evicted from the Big Brother Recycled All Stars House.
* Michele walks out quietly out of the house and her picture goes black and white as the music resumes*

Now let's see who will enter the house next (Oh oh oh oh oh)
It's Gnatalie from Season 13 (Oh oh oh oh oh oh)

Yo, i think we should allign against these folks.
Who enter this house thinking they'll return though.
We deserve to come in to this house as much as they do.

Cause we are the houseguests that weren't invited.
To play in the main house now we're coming in swinging.
Sticks and stones may break our bones
but we won't get evicted!

Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go, let's go
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go and get'em (Na na na come on) Let's get'em
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go, let's go.

Congratulations Jackie, you have won HoH! (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Who are you putting up? (Oh oh oh oh oh)
I'm putting up Natalie and Cody on the block! (Oh oh oh oh oh)

Now it's time for them to play in the Veto.
LOL bye bitches, i'm ready to walk out the door. 
Congratulations once again, Jackie, you won the Veto.

Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go, let's go
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go and get'em (Na na na come on) Let's get'em
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go, let's go.


A-L-L S-T-A-R-S
A-L-L S-T-A-R-S

Oh, i'm obviously not using this veto. I am not that dumb.
So now it's your turn Wil cast the evicting Vote.
It's not that big of a shock, but Natalie get out, out, out!

*record scratch*
By a vote of "LOLbye", Natalie, get to steppin.
*Natalie flips the bird to the camera and walks out as her picture turns Black&White*

Cause we are the houseguests that weren't invited.
To play in the main house now we're coming in swinging.
Sticks and stones may break our bones
but we won't get evicted!


Cause we are the houseguests that weren't invited.
To play in the main house now we're coming in swinging.
Sticks and stones may break our bones
but we won't get evicted!

Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go, let's go
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go and get'em (Na na na come on) Let's get'em
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go, let's go.

A-L-L S-T-A-R-S
A-L-L S-T-A-R-S
A-L-L S-T-A-R-S
A-L-L S-T-A-R-S

[Wil Heuser]

So now that i got the parody out of the way. It's time for the diary entry.

Natalie came in to the house, obviously. Now me and Natalie's relationship back then in Season 13 wasn't the biggest example of great friendship. But i kinda felt that, i didn't have any problem with her. But with the plan to evict everybody that comes in to this game is in big gear. I obviously have to be the one to vote out.

Jackie won the HoH, and honestly i wasn't really that much worried about being not put up on the block. I think me and Jackie have a stellar relationship. Especially since she told me that Cody and her are pretty close right now. But she told me that both of them are good with me so i'm feeling pretty confident in that.

Jackie has won the Veto and quite frankly, she kept her word. She didn't use the Veto and i delivered the finishing punch to Natalie. Quite frankly i was kind of hesitant to vote her out. I felt like she deserved a chance to play but with how she wasn't not only talking to anybody or willing to play in the Veto. It kinda did the trick for herself and she got what she deserved in the end.