Post by Marcellas Reynolds on Feb 20, 2016 2:09:42 GMT -5
Now would be a good time fo' me to go over my current alliances and people I love.
1. Jessie. JESSIE! MUTHA FUCKIN' JESSIE! The person I listed as most likely to leave first (Bye Nat) is my favorite bitch in this mess o' bitches. We get along so well and I know I'm a sub-par conversationalist at best, but she puts up with my crazy. I even messed up and was thinking I was talking to Shane and sent her his messages and she was like, supa cool about it and gave me time to recover by making shit up. I don't need her knowin' I got something with Shane. So I feel bad lyin' to her, but I don't feel bad cause I don't want her spreadin' shit and making Shane and me targets.
2. Shane. Yah, I am trustin' my boy Shane because he is so easy to talk too. We mess with each other and make each other laugh and really, I'd date him if he was close enough to date. I love that bitch so much even tho he evicted my ass in season 13. I forgave and forgot until just now. WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE! He is one of my favorite people and I didn't realize how much I missed talking to him until we re-connected in the game.
3. Danielle. Sweet Jesus don't look at me like that. She asked me for an alliance, I accepted. I assume she gonna follow through or she a stank ass bitch Imma have to shank. We talk some, but we not close by any means.
4. Drewbie. He is so sweet and I love him to pieces. I am going to try and keep him close and hopefully we don't end up on different sides. I am afraid there's a big alliance forming and I won't be part of it.
5. Andrew. He's a doll, I think I could see myself working with him.
6 & 7. Nicole and Victoria. With Nicole, we told each other we got each others backs. I was real with her and told her I stick to my word and so unless we on the block together I'll make sure I get her to stay in the house. If we on the block though, Imma claw a bitch. With Victoria, we exchange words every half hour or longer. It's fine and better than what I get from most of these other bitches.
8. Meg. She sweet, but she don't seem to really give a flyin' fuck about the game long enough to hold a conversation outside of beggin' to stay in the house when she so clearly was gonna stay, but I think she can be used as a vote in coming evictions, or as a pawn cause she is definitely pawn material.
9. Nick Uhas. Gurl, I know. He's a little high on the list for my taste but that's what I'm working with in this All Star cast of bitches. I gave him my word I wouldn't put him up this week, if I win HOH I plan on sticking to it and makin' a big deal about it in my HOH speech. People gonna know I'm trustworthy and keep my ass in.
10. Eddie. To be honest Eddie kinda annoys me. He seems oblivious when I'm speaking regular English and not Marcellas English. It's frustrating when I have to explain what I've already laid out to him in a conversation. If it weren't for him being the first person I talked too in this game I would not think we could work together.
11 & 12: Dustin and Jen. They basically the same person. It is exhausting trying to talk to them because I can tell they meant for each other because they think they're wittier and hipster than all other bitches in this house. They may be but they could at least give a shit to drop to our level once in a while to make us feel good about ourselves.
13 & 14: Britney and Lori. Britney and I had one conversation on like Day 1. She said she wasn't gonna get crazy in this season and immediately grew bored of her bitch ass. Lori and I haven't spoken at all. They are on the bottom of the totem pole for a reason. They basic.
At this point, I'm struggling between if I want to nominate Britney and Lori or Dustin and Jen. If I follow through wit goin' after threats, I'll put up Dustin and Jen. If I wanna go with basic bitches for a safe week, I'll go with Britney and Lori. I hope none of those four wins HOH or I'll probably find my ass securely on the block for a second week in a row. Nah, bitch, nah. That was the Marcellas of the past. New Marcellas gonna do everything in his power to stay off and stay in.
1. Jessie. JESSIE! MUTHA FUCKIN' JESSIE! The person I listed as most likely to leave first (Bye Nat) is my favorite bitch in this mess o' bitches. We get along so well and I know I'm a sub-par conversationalist at best, but she puts up with my crazy. I even messed up and was thinking I was talking to Shane and sent her his messages and she was like, supa cool about it and gave me time to recover by making shit up. I don't need her knowin' I got something with Shane. So I feel bad lyin' to her, but I don't feel bad cause I don't want her spreadin' shit and making Shane and me targets.
2. Shane. Yah, I am trustin' my boy Shane because he is so easy to talk too. We mess with each other and make each other laugh and really, I'd date him if he was close enough to date. I love that bitch so much even tho he evicted my ass in season 13. I forgave and forgot until just now. WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE! He is one of my favorite people and I didn't realize how much I missed talking to him until we re-connected in the game.
3. Danielle. Sweet Jesus don't look at me like that. She asked me for an alliance, I accepted. I assume she gonna follow through or she a stank ass bitch Imma have to shank. We talk some, but we not close by any means.
4. Drewbie. He is so sweet and I love him to pieces. I am going to try and keep him close and hopefully we don't end up on different sides. I am afraid there's a big alliance forming and I won't be part of it.
5. Andrew. He's a doll, I think I could see myself working with him.
6 & 7. Nicole and Victoria. With Nicole, we told each other we got each others backs. I was real with her and told her I stick to my word and so unless we on the block together I'll make sure I get her to stay in the house. If we on the block though, Imma claw a bitch. With Victoria, we exchange words every half hour or longer. It's fine and better than what I get from most of these other bitches.
8. Meg. She sweet, but she don't seem to really give a flyin' fuck about the game long enough to hold a conversation outside of beggin' to stay in the house when she so clearly was gonna stay, but I think she can be used as a vote in coming evictions, or as a pawn cause she is definitely pawn material.
9. Nick Uhas. Gurl, I know. He's a little high on the list for my taste but that's what I'm working with in this All Star cast of bitches. I gave him my word I wouldn't put him up this week, if I win HOH I plan on sticking to it and makin' a big deal about it in my HOH speech. People gonna know I'm trustworthy and keep my ass in.
10. Eddie. To be honest Eddie kinda annoys me. He seems oblivious when I'm speaking regular English and not Marcellas English. It's frustrating when I have to explain what I've already laid out to him in a conversation. If it weren't for him being the first person I talked too in this game I would not think we could work together.
11 & 12: Dustin and Jen. They basically the same person. It is exhausting trying to talk to them because I can tell they meant for each other because they think they're wittier and hipster than all other bitches in this house. They may be but they could at least give a shit to drop to our level once in a while to make us feel good about ourselves.
13 & 14: Britney and Lori. Britney and I had one conversation on like Day 1. She said she wasn't gonna get crazy in this season and immediately grew bored of her bitch ass. Lori and I haven't spoken at all. They are on the bottom of the totem pole for a reason. They basic.
At this point, I'm struggling between if I want to nominate Britney and Lori or Dustin and Jen. If I follow through wit goin' after threats, I'll put up Dustin and Jen. If I wanna go with basic bitches for a safe week, I'll go with Britney and Lori. I hope none of those four wins HOH or I'll probably find my ass securely on the block for a second week in a row. Nah, bitch, nah. That was the Marcellas of the past. New Marcellas gonna do everything in his power to stay off and stay in.