Cody's Diary

[Cody Calafiore]

Post HOH #1 - Cody's Revenge

I'm back and better than ever.

Well, by "back" I mean I'm in like a weird, hidden house with three other monsters who weren't good enough to actually make it into Allstars. And by "better than ever" I mean I won the first comp and finally got to see what it looks like to win HOH. It feels good but dirty, just like Christina Aguilera's 2002 pop hit. I guess the one good thing about winning HOH in the Mini House is that it essentially just keeps me safe, but doesn't necessarily get any blood on my hands. It's all up to the POV winner and if our God is a gracious God he won't let me win that. Because I don't want or need it at this point.

I've spoken to all three of these has-beens and they're all pretty nice. I am not Jackie's biggest fan from my season but I'm happy to let bygones be bygones and just get on with the game. I really don't care who goes this week (though I'm partial to Wil heading out) but I hope that the three remaining houseguests can all band together to always evict the fourth person entering the house. We'll see how that goes.

I would say, at this point, that my allegiance lies mostly with Michele, since she's the first person I spoke to. We agreed to give each other our three love letters. I have no idea why Wil gave me all of his, and I'm actually a little annoyed that Jackie spread them out evenly, I was certain she would give me more than one. It rings of a familiar story where Cody and Jackie don't get along.

Anyway, that's all I've got for now. Watch your backs, monsters.

[Cody Calafiore]

Post POV #1 - Consider it Thrown

Okay, yea, I threw it. So what. Wanna fight me? FIGHT ME.

I guess I didn't realize how much I was throwing it by. Whoops. Oh well, it doesn't matter that much since I won HOH. What I'd like to see happen this week is that Jackie votes to evict Wil, though I don't feel super strongly about the vote either way. I guess Michele and I have just gotten a little bit closer. It's out of my hands now though, unless Jackie asks for my opinion on the matter. As long as the three remaining houseguests can all come to agree that we're going to work together, I don't really care who stays and who goes.

Not sure what I want to do next week, it's possible that I could win HOH again but I think that's a little too much too soon. I guess it also depends on who comes into the house and whether that person has allegiances to anyone already in the mini house. If Meg comes in, that's gonna mess things up for me because I considered her an ally in my season and me, her and Jackie could form a little alliance. If Natalie comes in, I'll gladly slaughter her like a virginal lamb during a summer solstice sacrificial ceremony. We'll see! XOXO

[Cody Calafiore]

Post HOH #3 - The Era of an End

Sigh.

Jen won. Worst case scenario fully realized. Jackie, Wil, and I were supposed to be together forever (or until we got into the main house) but one of us will have to leave this week. Damn. With this POV, I'm honestly hoping me or Jen wins because I don't think she'd have any reason to change the noms. I've tried to stay close to her even though I hate her with everything I have plus she has a pretty nasty odor. Like I was talking to her and I almost vomited. It was pretty heinous. If I do have to vote I think I would have to evict Wil. I don't know that for sure, but that's what I'm thinking right now. I feel like both of them would keep me over the other but I've been wrong about these things before.

Let's dream a dream and say I make it past this week. Jen had better believe I'm coming for her. I honestly don't care who else comes in, our pact of 3 is broken up so I'm going straight for the jugular of the fishy-smelling person who broke it up.

Hopefully by the end of next week I'll be covered in blood and it will be Jen's, not mine.