Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Mar 9, 2016 19:27:11 GMT -5
I'm alive! I survived! 6-3! A lot better than I had anticipated! I was starting to think it'd be 5-4, or worse, I was anticipating that I was going to get evicted. I campaigned hard to Eddie because he owns Marcellas, and Jessie was also doing a lot for me.
Jessie told me Meg was evicting me when she told me she was keeping me so I had no idea who was being truthful. But when the vote was revealed, Meg and Shane both came up to me and told me others said they were evicting me so they just wanted to be a part of the majority. I see you, I see you. Imma remember this ya'al.
Nick and Jackie are entering the game. I'm super pissed Nicole didn't get a chance to return. She missed the cut off. I'm upset. I immediately do damage control on Nick, and I say all the wrong things because he's convinced I'm the ringleader of a majority alliance and I just want him to be useful to me when my lessers get evicted and that everyone else is just teaming up in duos to protect themselves from me and I'm like OMG Nick chill you're delusional. Yes, I have Drew and Victoria but the odds of us winning a competition are slim to none. And yes, I am friends with Andrew and Jessie but the fuck we ain't all in this together this ain't High School Bussycal, we ain't all butt buddies. Calm. The Fuck. Down. Also don't run your mouth because there are no second chances anymore and I don't need this attention. He's on vengeful bringeth hell mode and I'm just like ughghghghgh I'm already regretting bringing you back.
Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Mar 11, 2016 1:34:45 GMT -5
As Julie was slowly leaking the HoH Results like a teasing slut slowly leaks nudes, I was getting so anxious because I was so so close to Nick a majority of the game, but I hit some drawbacks near the end and out of ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE HE FUCKING WON. I'm immediately like FUCKING HELL SHIT BITCH FUCK. Who knows what this bitch is going to do.
And then he goes REAL PSYCHO and posts that target photo of Jessie and me and her are laughing our asses at how deranged he is and we're like, compensating for the fact we scared as fuck because Nick is that awkward white kid in the high school that gets roasted by the class and then he starts to open up his backpack and everyone goes like @_@ o.0 D: (sweats nervously) but the bitch is just being a villain for the sakes of being a villain. He could grow the fuck up and try to make friends but he isn't.
BUT THEN THE BITCH OPENS PANDORA'S BOX AND ME AND JESSIE GET SAFETY AND WE ARE LIKE HAHAHAHAHA BITCH YOU TRIED IT! YOU TRIED SO FUCKING GODDAMN HARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Like, the level of petty is through the roof, and I could not be happier. Like suck our dicks, Nicholas. Slob on our goddamn knobs you stupid bitch.
The only issue is Drew and Victoria are one of six possible nominees. Jackie is in no way shape or form going up so they have a two in five chance of one of them going up or a one in ten chance of them both going up. Hopefully they don't go up or I can pull another veto out of my tight otter ass and save one of them. Victoria didn't "do Nick wrong" but she is a member of my "majority alliance" so who knows if she'll go up or not. Ideally Lori/Meg will go up but I doubt it.
Have fun pissing off more hoes, Nicholas.
(And I just really have to vent about him in the privacy of here because I have to play nice with him because everyone knows you make friends with the creepy scary one who's most likely to kill everyone when he snaps.)
Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Mar 13, 2016 21:31:51 GMT -5
So this competition is essentially the worst test I've ever fucking taken. It's like your 100 point final made up of only True or False answers and the teacher didn't go over it in class, there was no study guide, and the answers are not in the book. Like I am getting STRESSED THE FUCK OUT.
And I am like, so distrusting of these hoes. I'm like LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES. The best lies are ones that CAN be true, but one small detail is changed and that can really be any of them. So we'll see. *sips tea*
Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Mar 16, 2016 3:45:41 GMT -5
I lost. The Veto. By One. Fuckin. Point.
Now Edward Cummyhands has saved Marcellas AGAIN.
Victoria, my ally, might be nominated against Drew, my other ally even though Victoria did NOT evict Nick and Nick was like "THOSE WHO EVICTED ME MUST SUFFER". Like Damn Nick, back at it again with your complete lack of knowledge and reasoning.
I'm going to have to choose between my allies. I feel like Victoria is more likely to win competitions, but Drew is least likely to go up again? But I know Drew on a more personal level, but is that best for my game? Nick may assume I am aligned with Victoria, but he may not suspect Drew? The egg came before the chicken? I just don't know what to think.
I can only hope that I can be surprised with positive news and Meg or Lori will be up on the block, but I do not know.