Dustin Simon Sips His Bitter, Bitter Tea
Jun 12, 2016 17:29:19 GMT -5
Drew Daniel, Lori Valenti, and 1 more like this
Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jun 12, 2016 17:29:19 GMT -5
Hello Lori and Drew,
I have a song for each of you today:
Drewbie, this one's for you.
Lor, this one is yours!
I'm a *slightly* bitter juror. (Not actually, but Imma play a bitter character.)
I have been reading every comment and I am very impressed with both of your games. Drew, you had a very UTR game, which I definitely enjoy. ou definitely held your own, especially these last few weeks. You got some power these last few pivotal moments and that's good. Lori, you're always a threat, a force to be reckoned with, and these dipshitswere like "Yes, let's bring this previous winner, mastermind, and dominatrix to the end, because that's a FANTASTIC idea."
I am VERY happy with this Final Two, even though both of you can eat my whole ass
So let's get onto the questioning:
Lori: Our relationship was non existent. We didn't speak ever, aside from the double house week when we were both nominated in different pairs. That was more of a "maybe we aren't doing well in this game, let's vote to keep each other" but nothing was salvaged beyond that week. I knew you were dangerous, but I wasn't sure to what extent. I didn't hear about anything you were doing. I didn't know what you were doing. I just knew when you won HoH I wasn't safe and I got 5-0'd.
You're one of the best players I have seen. You might walk away a two time winner in this series. So tell me, with your expertise, what did I do wrong this game? Where was I lacking? What did I do well in this game? Would it have been smarter for me or the house to keep Nick over you that one week?
I ask because I had no idea what you were up to, but I want to see what you thought of me all game, since I apparently had to be split from Drew before Andrew left, before Jackie left. You can be as honest, blunt, or sugar-coaty as you think is best to get my vote.
Drew: Drewbie, my future husband, my friend (possibly). I came into this game swearing I would not let myself get Porsche'd again. But I did by you. Now I'm not AS blindsided as I was with Porsche. Honestly, I wasn't even as surprised as I could have been. We never had an official deal, I was more surprised that you were close to Dani, and that I got fucking 5-0'd out of the house. I was surprised with your completely FAKE behavior when you said "Oh my gawd, Dusty Wusty, If you like, totes hear I'm voting you out it's cuz I have to totes hide our friendship. I'm totes evicting Dani." I was upset that you didn't have the balls to be honest, when I was honest to Victoria about keeping you over her. And I was upset about your completely tragic and inconsiderate goodbye message that was a) the SHORTEST [aside from Shane's irrelevance] and b) the LEAST sincere.
Now I'm not mad at your gameplay because it was smart, but in a game where the people you fuck over have a say, that was not the best idea. Honesty would have done you so much better. So, my question for you is:
What percentage of the work did you put in your real alliance? What did you do that was more impressive than Lori, Jessie, and Dani? At what points in the game did you feel you were in danger, and how did you overcome those obstacles? Do you feel comfortable sitting by Lori, or would you have preferred to sit by Jessie in this F2 and why?
Both: I want the both of you to choose two jurors: a juror you believe will vote for you, and a juror you believe will never vote for you. You may identify which one is which, if you feel comfortable doing so. You can leave it as a surprise or anonymous if you think it may do more harm than good. And I want you to give a music video/song to each of the two jurors. You can describe your relationship, describe them, maybe the song reminds you of them. But you cannot add anything to the song, just say who it is for.
And that is all my bitterness flushed from my system to vote pure-hearted and with respect. I want to reiterate I am not mad at either of you (anymore) and I am genuinely impressed with the games you played. I know I am here and you are there because I am not good at these games, and you two are. You have worked so very hard, and you deserve this final two. I love you both. Good luck!