Week #1 - OG Bitch Up In This Bitch

[Jen Johnson]

I'm back bitches!

For real, I'm happy to come and re-vive Recycled after the ratings slump it suffered after my last appearance. I just wanna fuck things up and cause so much drama everyone won't know what hit them.I've only spoken to a few people and had sex with Nick & Shane already but when I win the first HoH, they'll all come to me so it doesn't matter.

I'm probably the biggest target due to being the only veteran in the game and all these other people pretty much having played within the last 2 seasons. So I wanna show them what's good before I either go week 1 or be crowned the winner.

[Jen Johnson]

I am going to scalp a bitch if I don't win HoH.

[Jen Johnson]

What the actual fuck is this bullshit?!

At least Drew gave me the heads up I'll be losing, I low key love him for that. For real though, why did they give it to Nick? Like, what has he done except lick my tits? Who even is he?

He's now on my hit list for taking away my HoH win. But he won't know this, all he'll know is I love him. I love being a fake bitch.

[Jen Johnson]

This has been the hardest week of my recycled life...HA AS IF

I just sucked some dick and grinded on a poll.

I voted to evict Meg because a psychotic and mentally unstable player who wants drama 24/7.